Crust (2003)
Crust (2003), directed by Mark Locke, starring Kevin McNally and Perry Fitzpatrick.
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Synopsis
Bill, an ex-boxer, is a failure in life but has no idea what to do about it -- until he meets local dodgy businessman Hamid 'Anything-U-Need' Choudhury. Hamid convinces Bill that there is serious money to be made in man vs animal boxing bouts. Bill cashes in his life savings to buy two meters of living, breathing, armor-plated giant mutant mantis shrimp with a smashing right hook, and sets off for London to fulfill his dreams. Along for the ride are his best friend Steve, ex-condom-factory employee and amateur boxer, Steve's highly-strung girlfriend Shaz, and a misunderstood, club-clawed crustacean who is not as stupid as it seems...
- Mark LockeDirector
Trivia
- It premiered on December 12, 2003, a Friday.
- It runs 1h29 — a typical feature length.
- This film's quiz has 8 questions — enough to play more than once without repeats.
Production
- CountriesUnited Kingdom
- StatusReleased
Cast
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Kevin McNally
Bill Simmonds -
Perry Fitzpatrick
Steve Crump -
Madhav Sharma
Hamid Choudhury -
Mark Bazeley
Clive -
Lee Oakes
Crouty -
Enzo Cilenti
Todd Higgins -
Pat Roach
The Bull - Louise Mardenborough Shaz Smyth
- John Line Eric
- Jim Ranford Jim
- Bob Mason Tony
- Michael Cooke Gerry
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Naomie Harris
Receptionist -
Cy Henty
TV Host -
Ulrika Jonsson
Herself -
Louise Hodges
Siren (uncredited) - Claire Lubert Cleaner
Quiz about this movie
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Crew
- Mark Locke Director
Questions about this film
What is Crust about?
Crust: Bill, an ex-boxer, is a failure in life but has no idea what to do about it -- until he meets local dodgy businessman Hamid 'Anything-U-Need' Choudhury. Hamid convinces Bill that there is serious money to be made in man vs animal boxing bouts. Bill cashes in his life savings to buy two meters of living, breathing, arm…
Who directed Crust?
Crust was directed by Mark Locke in 2003.
Who stars in Crust?
The cast of Crust includes Kevin McNally, Perry Fitzpatrick, Madhav Sharma, Mark Bazeley and Lee Oakes.
How long is Crust?
Crust runs for 89 minutes, or 1h29.
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