
Hotel Splendide (2000)
Hotel Splendide (2000), directed by Terence Gross, starring Toni Collette and Daniel Craig.
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Synopsis
A chef seeks reconciliation with her brother by helping him run a decaying resort and health spa.
- Pados GyulaCinematography
- Terence GrossDirector, Writer
- Michael EllisEditing
- Ildikó KeményProducer
About the film
Hotel Splendide is a 2000 British independent dark comedy film, written and directed by Terence Gross and starring Toni Collette and Daniel Craig. The film appeared in a number of British and European film festivals but was not released in the US, although it did appear on cable networks on channels catering to independent film. It was shown on Film4 in June 2026 in the UK, and is available in the US via video on demand.
The film tells the story of the Blanche family who run a dark and dismal health resort on a remote island which is only accessible by ferry. The spa program consists of feeding the guests seaweed and eel-based meals, then administering liberal colonic irrigation. The spa is run by the family matriarch, Dame Blanche, until her death.
Things continue with her children running the resort until Kath, the resort's former sous chef and the love interest of one of the sons, comes back to the island unannounced. Stranded between monthly ferries, she is a catalyst for a series of events that turns life as it is known at Hotel Splendide on its ear.
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Hotel Splendide is a 2000 British independent dark comedy film, written and directed by Terence Gross and starring Toni Collette and Daniel Craig. The film appeared in a number of British and European film festivals but was not released in the US, although it did appear on cable networks on channels catering to independent film. It was shown on Film4 in June 2026 in the UK, and is available in the US via video on demand.
The film tells the story of the Blanche family who run a dark and dismal health resort on a remote island which is only accessible by ferry. The spa program consists of feeding the guests seaweed and eel-based meals, then administering liberal colonic irrigation. The spa is run by the family matriarch, Dame Blanche, until her death.
Things continue with her children running the resort until Kath, the resort's former sous chef and the love interest of one of the sons, comes back to the island unannounced. Stranded between monthly ferries, she is a catalyst for a series of events that turns life as it is known at Hotel Splendide on its ear.
Cast
Toni Collette as Kath
Daniel Craig as Ronald Blanche
Katrin Cartlidge as Cora Blanche
Stephen Tompkinson as Dezmond Blanche
Hugh O'Conor as Stanley Smith
Helen McCrory as Lorna Bull
Peter Vaughan as Morton Blanche
Joerg Stadler as Sergei Gorgonov
Clare Cathcart as Lorraine Bull
John Boswall as Bellboy
Nadine Leonard as Chambermaid
Toby Jones as Kitchen Boy
Dan Hildebrand as Waiter
Imogen Claire as Edna Blanche
Production
The film was shot partially on location at the Slieve Donard hotel in Newcastle, Northern Ireland.
References
External links
Hotel Splendide at IMDb
Hotel Splendide at Rotten Tomatoes
Text from Hotel Splendide (2000 film) on Wikipedia, licensed CC BY-SA 4.0. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel_Splendide_(2000_film)
Trivia
- It premiered on September 21, 2000, a Thursday.
- It runs 1h38 — a typical feature length.
- It won 1 award(s) and received 0 nomination(s) on record at Wikidata — Sitges Film Festival Best cinematography among them.
- This film's quiz has 13 questions — enough to play more than once without repeats.
Production
- StudiosFilm4 Productions, TOC, Renegade Films
- CountriesFrance, United Kingdom
- LanguagesEnglish
- StatusReleased
More about this film
Awards
- Sitges Film Festival Best cinematography 2000
Cast
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Toni Collette
Kath -
Daniel Craig
Ronald Blanche -
Katrin Cartlidge
Cora Blanche -
Stephen Tompkinson
Dezmond Blanche -
Hugh O'Conor
Stanley Smith -
Helen McCrory
Lorna Bull -
Peter Vaughan
Morton Blanche -
Joerg Stadler
Sergei Gorgomov - Claire Cathcart Lorraine Bull
- John Boswall Bellboy
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Toby Jones
Kitchen boy -
Dan Hildebrand
Waiter - Nadine Leonard Chambermaid
- Len Hibberd Fisherman
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Imogen Claire
Image & Voice of Mrs Blanche -
Stanley Kaye
Mr. Lyme - Patrick Bloomfield Patrick Colonic
- Ruby Buchanan Ruby Colonic
- David da Silva David da Gigolo
- Dorothy Feakins Dorothy Teenage
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Crew
- Pados Gyula Cinematography
- Terence Gross Director
- Michael Ellis Editing
- Ildikó Kemény Producer
- Robert Buckler Producer
- Terence Gross Writer
Questions about this film
What is Hotel Splendide about?
Hotel Splendide: A chef seeks reconciliation with her brother by helping him run a decaying resort and health spa.
Who directed Hotel Splendide?
Hotel Splendide was directed by Terence Gross in 2000.
Who stars in Hotel Splendide?
The cast of Hotel Splendide includes Toni Collette, Daniel Craig, Katrin Cartlidge, Stephen Tompkinson and Hugh O'Conor.
How long is Hotel Splendide?
Hotel Splendide runs for 98 minutes, or 1h38.
What awards did Hotel Splendide win?
Hotel Splendide has 1 recorded awards, among them Sitges Film Festival Best cinematography.
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