I Woke Up Early the Day I Died (1998)

I Woke Up Early the Day I Died is a 1998 American independent camp black comedy film, based on an unproduced screenplay written by Edward D. Wood Jr. in 1974. Wood originally wrote the script in 1961 as Silent Night, then rewrote it in 1974 as I Awoke Early the Day I Died, but he died before he could get it filmed.

The 1998 film, directed by Aris Iliopulos, stars Billy Zane, Tippi Hedren, Ron Perlman, Sandra Bernhard, Karen Black, Eartha Kitt, Summer Phoenix, and Christina Ricci, among many others who appear in cameos. The film has no dialogue, containing only atmospheric sounds, alternating bursts of laughter, and screams. Several of Wood's collaborators from the 1950s were featured in bit parts, including Maila Nurmi, Conrad Brooks, David Ward, and Wood's widow Kathy O'Hara Wood.

In the film, a fleeing thief and murderer accidentally attend a strange funeral at a forbidden cemetery. He tries to hide his loot within the coffin, but falls unconscious and loses track of the stolen cash. He awakes determined to locate everyone present at the funeral, in hopes that he can retrieve the cash.

Plot

Overpowering a nurse and dressing in her clothes, a madman escapes from the Casa de la Loco Sanitarium. The Thief then goes on a crime spree that nets him a gun, a car, a fortune in stolen cash, and one dead loan office manager.

As he escapes the murder scene, he comes upon a forbidden cemetery just as burial is taking place, replete with bagpipe music and a bizarre ceremony employing tuning forks and strange icons. As the undertaker, the caretaker, and an odd assortment of mourners leave the service, The Thief peers into the coffin, thinking it is a good place to hide his briefcase full of ill-gotten gains.

As he strikes the tuning fork that is buried with the robe-draped skeleton, bagpipe music fills the air and throws him into convulsions. The coffin lid slams shut, locking his money inside, and The Thief is thrown into an open grave, knocking himself unconscious. When he awakens, he sets off to track down everyone who had been present at the funeral in an attempt to find his missing cash, killing anyone who gets in his way.

Cast

Billy Zane as The Thief

Ron Perlman as Cemetery Caretaker

Tippi Hedren as Maylinda Austed / Professional Mourner

Andrew McCarthy as Cop

Will Patton as Preacher

Carel Struycken as Undertaker

Max Perlich as Assistant Undertaker

John Ritter as Robert Forrest / Professional Mourner

Karen Black as Honey Child

Sandra Bernhard as Sandy Sands / Professional Mourner and Stripper

Eartha Kitt as Cult Leader

Ann Magnuson as Loan Secretary

Abraham Benrubi as Bouncer

Christina Ricci as Teenage Hooker

Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Boy At Beach

Michael Greene as Tom Harris, Professional Mourner / Barfly

Roberta Hanley as Housewife

Rain Phoenix as Bartender #1

Summer Phoenix as Bartender #2 / Girl At The Beach

Tara Reid as Prom Queen / Nightclub Bartender

David Ward as Cruiser Cop #1

Rick Schroder as Cruiser Cop #2

Nicollette Sheridan as Ballroom Woman

Gregory Sporleder as Loan Manager

Steven Weber as Policeman In Alley

Kathleen O'Hara Wood as Woman At Carnival

Billie Worley as Fat Taxi Driver

Lee Arenberg as Parking Lot Attendant

Mark Boone Junior as Cop #3

Conrad Brooks as Cruise Cop #3

Leif Garret as Cruiser Cop #4

Dana Gould as Carnival Barker

Michael G. Hagerty as Flop House Manager

Denice D. Lewis as Star Stripper

Maila Nurmi as Woman In Hotel Lobby

Bud Cort as Shopkeeper Lord Heinrich "Binky" Alcoa III (uncredited)

Production

Shortly after the release of the Tim Burton biopic Ed Wood in 1994, a renewed interest in Wood's work led to the script for I Woke Up Early the Day I Died getting optioned by first-time filmmaker Aris Iliopulos. Iliopulos got actor Billy Zane interested in the project. Zane agreed to star in and co-produce the film. During filming, the filmmakers used many techniques that Wood himself would use, such as including stock footage to save on filming expenses.

Release

The film premiered at the 1998 Toronto International Film Festival, but attracted no interest from potential distributors. In September 1999, the film received one screening in New York at the now-defunct Screening Room. Within a week, the film's distributor, Cinequanon Pictures International, Inc., folded due to financial issues, and the film never had a wider American theatrical release. The film was also shown at the 2000 B-Movie Film Festival, where it won several awards. The company's legal problems have precluded commercial American home video and DVD release.

Reception

The film received negative reactions by fans and critics alike, achieving a 27% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on 11 reviews. Many criticized Iliopulos's failure to recreate Wood's innocent ineptitude at filmmaking, including Owen Gleiberman of Entertainment Weekly, who said the movie "never truly finds a way to evoke [Wood's] fractured hard-boiled syntax, his inimitable idiocy". Film critic Phil Hall commented that the film's mistake was to play up its camp factor instead of taking Wood's straightforward approach. He said this approach "missed the point of the charm that Wood’s films possessed: they were so serious and sincere that in their incompetence they gained a belated charm, pleasing those who love so-bad-they’re-good flicks. Whereas Wood cast bad actors who tried (and failed) to give good performances, Iliopulous cast credible actors and instructed them to give intentionally bad performances. Thus everyone is in ham heaven, with the entire cast rolling their eyes, sneering their lips, doing wild double takes and gasping as if they’ve been stuck in the posterior with a safety pin."

Music

The instrumental soundtrack for the film was composed by Larry Groupé and recorded and mixed by John Kurlander.

Instrumental soundtrack listing

"Escape!" – 2:05

"My Kingdom For A Hot Dog" – 2:15

"My Ears Hurt" – 1:20

"Parking Booth Fight" – 0:54

"The Bank Job Tango" – 3:30

"Scaffold Dream" – 2:40

"Cult Waltz & Processional" – 3:57

"Caretaker's Lament" – 1:51

"Cemetery Knight" – 1:42

"Coppers" – 1:21

"Journey Continues" – 0:45

"Where's The Money?" – 0:58

"Caretaker's Death" – 1:18

"Mausoleum" – 1:30

"The Coffin Has No Money" – 2:23

"Shack Attack" – 2:16

"Purse Snatch" – 1:29

"Desperation" – 2:03

"Head Over Heels" – 1:20

"Torment And Woe" – 1:59

"Journey Smoke" – 1:03

"Long Ride Home" – 1:00

"Bagpipes Of Death" – 3:36

Additional music

There is additional music featured in the film that was not composed by Groupé. These songs were never released in compilation as a soundtrack to the film. The songs include "Jesus I Was Evil" by Darcy Clay, "Puttin' and Takin'" by The Ink Spots, "Bink e Bink" by Lisa Zane, "Anywhere I Hang My Heart" by Eartha Kitt, "Nature Boy" by Nat King Cole, and "Temper" by Goldie.

See also

Ed Wood filmography

References

Sources

The Haunted World of Edward D. Wood, Jr. (1996), documentary film directed by Brett Thompson

Grey, Rudolph (1994). Nightmare of Ecstasy: The Life and Art of Edward D. Wood, Jr. Feral House. ISBN 978-0-922915-24-8.

External links

I Woke Up Early the Day I Died at IMDb

I Woke Up Early The Day I Died at Rotten Tomatoes

I Woke Up Early The Day I Died at Metacritic