The Cauliflower of Destiny (2026)
The Cauliflower of Destiny (2026), directed by Anna Urbańczyk, starring Maja Michnacka and Gabriela Muskała.
Vegetables are good for you. Usually.
Synopsis
Stifled Ania, trapped in a grimy grocery store, is suffocating under her mother’s toxic control. Salvation arrives via a discarded cauliflower that, unsettlingly, starts talking. At first a witty mentor, the vegetable’s advice soon sours into a grotesque push for revenge. As her rebellion escalates from petty pranks to radical acts, Ania must decide: is this edible oracle her savior or a deranged voice of self destruction? A darkly comic journey where freedom tastes like rot.
- Grzegorz HartfielCinematography
- Anna UrbańczykDirector
- Olga BejmEditing
- Wiktor PiątkowskiProducer
Trivia
- It premieres on September 21, 2026, a Monday.
- It runs 1h17 — short for a feature film.
- Its original title is "Kalafior przeznaczenia".
- This film's quiz has 11 questions — enough to play more than once without repeats.
Production
- StudiosBahama Films
- CountriesPoland
- LanguagesPolish
- StatusReleased
Photos
Cast
- Maja Michnacka Ania
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Gabriela Muskała
Elżbieta -
Sebastian Stankiewicz
Wawek - Pola Król Ewa
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Adam Woronowicz
Cauliflower (voice) -
Mikołaj Kubacki
Janek -
Grzegorz Przybył
Mr. Staszek -
Karol Bernacki
Michał -
Pitry Pitry
Kaśka
Quiz about this movie
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Tags
Crew
- Grzegorz Hartfiel Cinematography
- Anna Urbańczyk Director
- Olga Bejm Editing
- Wiktor Piątkowski Producer
- Emil Miszkowicz-Adamowicz Screenplay
Questions about this film
What is The Cauliflower of Destiny about?
The Cauliflower of Destiny: Stifled Ania, trapped in a grimy grocery store, is suffocating under her mother’s toxic control. Salvation arrives via a discarded cauliflower that, unsettlingly, starts talking. At first a witty mentor, the vegetable’s advice soon sours into a grotesque push for revenge. As her rebellion escalates from petty pranks t…
Who directed The Cauliflower of Destiny?
The Cauliflower of Destiny was directed by Anna Urbańczyk in 2026.
Who stars in The Cauliflower of Destiny?
The cast of The Cauliflower of Destiny includes Maja Michnacka, Gabriela Muskała, Sebastian Stankiewicz, Pola Król and Adam Woronowicz.
How long is The Cauliflower of Destiny?
The Cauliflower of Destiny runs for 77 minutes, or 1h17.
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Page updated on 09/19/2026.
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