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The Onion Movie (2008)

The Onion Movie (2008), directed by Mike Maguire, starring Len Cariou and Ken Takemoto.

05/31/2008 BR Comedy 1h 30m

America's finest news source.

Synopsis

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

  • Maryse AlbertiCinematography
  • Mike MaguireDirector
  • Tom KuntzDirector
  • Frederick WardellEditing

About the film

The Onion Movie (released in some countries as News Movie) is a 2008 satirical American comedy film written by The Onion writers Robert D. Siegel and Todd Hanson. It was filmed in 2003 and released on June 3, 2008, direct-to-video. It is Rodney Dangerfield's final film role, prior to his death in October 2004.

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The Onion Movie (released in some countries as News Movie) is a 2008 satirical American comedy film written by The Onion writers Robert D. Siegel and Todd Hanson. It was filmed in 2003 and released on June 3, 2008, direct-to-video. It is Rodney Dangerfield's final film role, prior to his death in October 2004.

Premise

The plot revolves around a fictitious Onion television news anchorman, Norm Archer (Len Cariou). He is forced to face a corporate takeover by Onion's perennial multinational, Global Tetrahedron. The media conglomerate is interrupting Archer's newscasts with product placement commercials for 'Cock Puncher', the company's action movie franchise, which is a 'whap right in the nutsack' for the veteran newsman. Onion news is described as "fair and balanced". The plot is a springboard for various comedy sketches featuring The Onion's satire. Vignettes include music videos parodies of Britney Spears ['Take Me From Behind' 'isn't sexual at all. It's about love sneaking up on you...like...you know... from the behind.' 'Down on my Knees' 'is about how like, when you have a big crush on a boy, sometimes you get down on your knees and, like, beg for their love.' 'Lollipop Love' 'is the kind of love that is just really sweet and you just kind of want to lick it, you know, and suck it. Like a lollipop.' 'Shoot your Love All Over Me' 'That's about how, like, when you're in love you just wanna be covered in it.'] and Steven Seagal parodying the action hero genre he normally portrays as the world famous 'Cock Puncher'. The plot is interrupted by film reviewers and commentators weighing in on its progress, with one threatening an immediate walkout of all African American audience members unless a positive portrayal of an African American is inserted into the plot.

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Production

In 2003, New Regency Productions and Fox Searchlight Pictures were on board to produce and release a movie written by The Onion staff. Tentatively titled The Untitled Onion Movie, it was to be directed by music video director Tom Kuntz and Mike Maguire and written by then Onion editor Robert Siegel and writer Todd Hanson with the rest of the Onion staff. After delays and previews to test audiences, the film was suspended and eventually dropped by Fox. New Regency Productions continued the project.

On March 15, 2007, Scott Aukerman said that the Onion movie was at a "dead standstill". Additionally, Onion, Inc. President at the time, Sean Mills, indicated The Onion was no longer associated with the film project.

In November 2007, then-President Sean Mills told Wikinews that the film was a dead project. Although Fox Searchlight had an option to release it on DVD, there was no immediate announcement to do so. Eventually, the trailer appeared on the DVD for The Darjeeling Limited. The trailer also appeared on The Comebacks, Hitman, Charlie Bartlett, and Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem DVDs.

20th Century Fox Home Entertainment released The Onion Movie DVD on June 3, 2008. The UK release's packaging styles the film News Movie, a.k.a. The Onion Movie.

Reception

The Onion's own non-satirical entertainment website The A.V. Club did not review the film. The site's film critic Nathan Rabin explicitly declined to review the film for his "Dispatches from Direct to DVD Purgatory" feature on poor-quality direct-to-DVD films because he wished to avoid a conflict of interest.

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The Onion Movie at IMDb

The Onion Movie at Rotten Tomatoes

Text from The Onion Movie on Wikipedia, licensed CC BY-SA 4.0. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion_Movie

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What is The Onion Movie about?

The Onion Movie: Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits com…

Who directed The Onion Movie?

The Onion Movie was directed by Mike Maguire and Tom Kuntz in 2008.

Who stars in The Onion Movie?

The cast of The Onion Movie includes Len Cariou, Ken Takemoto, Steven Seagal, Larissa Laskin and Don McManus.

How long is The Onion Movie?

The Onion Movie runs for 90 minutes, or 1h30.

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